Tea Partier or RWNJ?
Mailbox covered with Rebel Flag decal…Misspells own name on
mailbox
Moving boxes clearly labeled… “Guns and Ammo”
“Bachmann 2012” Bumper sticker…Bumper sticker in crayon
Flies Don’t Tread on Me Flag …Flag post anchored by old toilet
Sports “I Voted for Joe Walsh” T-shirt…Thinks Joe Walsh is a musician
Sells Sarah Palin books at yard sale…Refers to them as “limited editions”
Plants red, white & blue flowers… “Waters” flowers himself thanks to PBR
Introduces neighbors to the children…Rush, Glenn, and little Ann
Found image of Jesus on Potato…thinks it looks like Sean Hannity
Calls POTUS a “Com-yooo-nist”…Cannot use Communist in sentence
Supports prayer in public school…Home schools children
Refuses mail delivery…Thinks letter carrier is a spy
Calls Police with terror tip… “Terrorist” is old Mrs. Cravitz in her babushka
Beer can cooler proclaims “Don’t Mess with Texas”…cannot find Texas on map…currently lives in Texas
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