Saturday, August 20, 2011

Perry & Bachmann - Where Should They REALLY Live??


Social Media Quiz for Ricky & Mi-Shrill


Have you ever taken one of those social media quizzes?  “What type of animal are you?” (Otter - cool)  “Which Harry Potter character are you?”  (Sirius Black - OK, but was hopin' for Professor McGonagall)  There is a quiz for everything - it's cheaper than psychoanalysis.  Perhaps there should be one for underpants.  What do boxers tell the world about you?  What about Grannie-Pannies?  Commando (think that screams College Student needin' to do laundry)  Yeah, when Ms. Underpants has a touch of insomnia she, too, is suckered in.

The “Which Country Should You Live In?” quiz got me ‘a thinkin’.  What about our friends in the GOP? 

Rick Perry

  • Deplorable Human Rights Record
  • Manipulates Economic Data
  • Horrible Environmental Record & Toxic Towns/Villages
  • Cronyism run amok - (GOP) Party Members get all the perks
  • Talks big about “Green Energy” while giving Oil & Gas free reign
  • Huge divide between the wealthy “everyone else”
  • Those speaking against him are treated harshly
  • Crows about leading an economic powerhouse
  • Bullies people who question him
  • Capital Punishment express lane
  • Makes shit up
 What Country should Rick Perry live in:   CHINA


Michele Bachmann

  • One nation under g-d – specifically and ONLY - her g-d
  • National Social & Educational policies should be in accordance with Biblical Law
  • Women should be subservient to their husbands
  • Has men chauffeur her from point A to point B
  • Chosen by g-d to lead
  • Pursued a course of study selected by her husband
  • Capital Punishment OK – it’s in the Holy Writ
  • No Gay – No Way
  • Funded by Oil Companies
 What Country should Michele Bachmann live in:  SAUDI ARABIA
 

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