Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Dr. Seuss for 2012

Stepping Away from "Real Issues" &  Insanity for 1 Day
Progressive Seuss - Please Play Along!


This morning Chicago's Very Own WGN announced a "new" Dr. Seuss book.  The Bippolo Seed. Awesome!  My mum taught 2nd grade since the earth cooled.   Dr. Seuss fan?  Check.  Let's put a little Progressive Underpants spin on some oldies but goodies.

Enjoy and please add your own suggestions!

The Sore-ax ...as told to Sean Hannity - Glenn Beck whines about his forced departure and the great "Wine/Whine" incident.

Fox on Stocks - Faux News new business channel hawking ALEC member-company stocks

The Screechers - Inside look at the fair and balanced lives of the FauxNews team

Governor Perry Can Cluck - What the F&*  - Account of the Texas Miracle thanks to Federal Tax Dollars

Karl Rove Will You Please Now Go!  - Coloring book Gov. GoodHair is currently fixin' to work on

Oh the Things You Can Think!  (But Shouldn't Say) - Memo from Mishrill Bachmann's Staff to Dr. Bachmann

Hop on Perp - GOP's new plan to save tax payer dollars by allowing first time offenders to duke it out WWF style - winner gets sentence reduced; loser goes to ALEC member's privatized prison

I am NOT Going to Get Up (and campaign) Today - Pawlenty's new personal mantra

Doocy Hears The Who  - But refers to them as the Rolling Stones & other classic gaffs

Oh the Places You'll Go,Youbetcha!  - Sarah Palin's not-really-running-for-President Tour Bus retrospective

The (Round) Shape of Me and Other Stuff - Rush's new autobiography

I Can Read (the Constitution) with My Eyes Shut - A TeaParty Primer for Newbies - makes as much sense as anything else these RWNJ's have claimed to date

Hooray for Different Day - Annual GOP half-assed half-day "outreach" to "those people."

The Footlong Book - Mishrill Bachmann's personal photos and notes of her favorite corndogs

There's a Wingnut in my Pocket - Memo from elder to younger Koch brother

When I Ran the Zoo - Book deal in the works for Cheney

      My Book about MA - Mitt's revisionist history on his time as Gov. of Massachusetts

      ....and because I could NOT resist (no disrespect, I am a Cheesehead by birth...)

      The Milk, Beer & Butter Battle Book - CONGRATULATIONS WISCONSIN!!!  Those are some SERIOUS Big Girl and Big Boy Underpants you put on!  Let's start that Koch-Walker Recall Now!  Governor Feingold has a HELL of a nice ring to it! 


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