Monday, November 28, 2011

Time + Distance = Pretty Damn Funny

Sometimes, if you're lucky, you hit "funny" at the right time and place.  After overhearing a conversation between two 20-somethings recently, I figured it was time.  Hell, I cracked jokes during my Mother's eulogy.  Ms. Irreverent Underpants believes that sacred cows give the best (organic) milk. 

Perhaps, like Rachel, I have an inner twelve-year-old.  Perhaps when we can laugh at ourselves we feel more "bullet proof" against the other side.  In any case...Occupy This!


Kid #1:   Dude, you guys go to the Occupy Protest in Chicago? 
Kid #2:   Yeah, it was awesome!  I even got a little "Occupy Back Seat Time" before I took her home.

Clearly from their discussion, the bumper stickers (you know how I love this form of modern art), and that "Bob Dylan meets Justin the Beaver" look, these kids were on the 99% team.  They also had a wicked sense of humor.  It got me thinking:

Texas/GOP 2012
Occupy Rick Perry's Head

NFL Sunday
Occupy Couch

Ron Paul
Occupy Front Lawn

Michele Bachmann
Occupy Marcus's Closet

Thanksgiving Turkey
Occupy Oven

Democrats
Occupy Grover (no, not in that way  -- eeeww)

Chicago Bulls
Occupy United Center (Finally! The "troubles" are over...Kobe, meet Mr. Rose 12/25/11!)

Chicago Cubs
(For the love of g-d)  Occupy First Base!

Joe Walsh
Occupy Sanity

Mitt Romney
Occupy Flip-Flops

Husband with Newspaper
Occupy Throne  (told you, inner 12-year-old)

5-year-old up at 9PM
Occupy Bed

Fox News
Occupy Reality

For everyone 18+ in November 2012
Occupy Voting Booth

1 comment:

  1. Objectivity in Business News Media = Unoccupied
    Fox and Friends = Self Occupied
    Hermain Cain = Preoccupied
    Has eight arms = Octopus
    Holiday airline travel = Occupado

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