Engineer Rove & Shrub Lite

Karl Rove and the Right Wing Express

Uh-oh.  (music from Jaws playing the background)  Hair standing up on the back of your neck?  Feeling of Deja Vu?  Is it the boots, the smirk, the interesting word choices, the over-played Tejas accent?  Is it the "questioning" of scientific "theories?"   (Ricky, you can pretend gravity doesn't exist, but you're still gonna fall on your ass) Yeah, That, too.  But it's also Turdblossom - Karl Rove himself out of hibernation.  

Rove is more frightening than Governor Good Hair.  Really.  When Karl speaks, 100 puppet masters have already approved his words.   When Karl appears - even on Faux - there is something in the wind.   Indeed, there has been a shift in the force:  Darth, The Kochs, and Team ALEC have "decided" something.   They are the real "deciders."  (For Family Guy fans - please insert Bruce's "Oh Nooo" here)  

My guess:  Rick Perry ain't gonna git that nomination - no way, no how.  The real power behind the GOP throne knows Shrub Lite cannot win the General.  America is not yet that fuknutz.

Rather than rattle on about Turdblossom...let's change tracks on our mental song list and instead let Jerry Garcia inspire us.  My all time favorite Dead song is "The Monkey and the Engineer" (it's a long, strange, story)  So, hope you get a laugh.   I'll donate $25 to the Progressive Cause of your choice if you perform this in tie dye, put it up on the You Tube, and send the link :-)

Ricky and the Engineer

Once upon a time there was an a guy named Karl.
Drove Campaigns both near and far.
Accompanied by a Governor who would sit on a stool
Watching everything that Rove would do
One day Rovie wanted a bite to eat,
He left Little Ricky on the driver's seat,
Ricky pulled the throttle, He jumped the gun
Flew 80 miles an hour down the far right run.

Tea Party Nutters - right on time, Governor Ricky coming down the line.
Big locomotive No. 99, left Karl Rove with a worried mind.  Worried mind y’all

Karl called the Operatives on the phone,
“Tell the Kochs Brothers their loco-governor is gone”.
Koch Boys – they got the wire, “Switch Candidates we’re too far right”
And now we think Mitt has it sewed up tight.
The switch Operatives got the message on time,
"What about Minnesota on the same Tea Party line?"

He told the operatives to "pray for her soul",
Because Karl's got the locomotive back under control.

GOP Strategy - right on time, Karl’s locomotive coming down the line.
Big locomotive No. 99, Left the Progressives with a worried mind.