GOP 2012 Campaign Theme Songs

Rick Pery:  Rush & Dittoheads Sing “SpongeBob”

Rush: Are you ready Dittoheads?
Dittoheads: Aye Aye Rush-y.

Rush: I can't hear you.

 Dittoheads: Aye Aye Rush-y

Rush: OHHHHHHH .......Who lives down in Texas and wants to Secede?
Dittoheads: SpongeRick DinglePerry!

Rush: Religious and prayerful and pious is he!
Dittoheads: SpongeRick DinglePerry!

Rush: If Tea Party Values be something you wish,
Dittoheads: SpongeRick DinglePerry!

Rush: Then drop to your knees and flop like a fish!
Dittoheads: SpongeRick DinglePerry!

Rush: Ready?
Rush and Dittoheads: SpongeRick DinglePerry! SpongeRick DinglePerry! SpongeRick DinglePerry! SpongeRick DinglePerry! SpongeRick DinglePerry!

Rush: SpongeRick DinglePeeeerrrrryyyyyyyy!!!   HA HA HA HA !!!!

Mitt Romney’s “Oh I have a Million Dollars” 

by the Barenaked Ladies

Oh I have a million dollars   (Oh I have a million dollars)

I'll buy another house   (I'll remodel a "small" house)

Oh I have million dollars   (Oh I have a million dollars)

Well, I'll buy you an exotic pet-   (Yep, like a Glenn Beck or a Malkin)

And with my million dollars   (with my million dollars)

Well, I'll buy you Ronald Reagan’s remains   (Ooh, all them crazy Gipper bones)
 

And with my million dollars… I'll buy your vote

Michele Bachmann’s “Sweet Caroline”

How it began, we can't begin to know how
But thanks to Fox, it's growing strong
Was it was the Straw Poll? whooo-oo

The Straw Poll, and then New Hampshire
Who'd a' believed you'd last this long?

Hands, praying hands, reaching up
Prayin’ for me, Prayin’ on you

Oh, Tea Party Girl

BA BA BA          

Sarah Palin didn’t do this good
And Karl knew she never would…